Kids, worth a laugh
Kids say the darndest things! An alternative entertainment to Astro, perhaps. Thought I should share this forwarded email which came in this morning. It really brightens up my day.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t emember any more. Melanie said, "If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much that when you die, I am going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
DENNIS (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked :"How much do I cost?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled lady her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit into your face?"
BRITTANY (age 4) was having an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mother explained that it was a child proof cap and that she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it knows it’s me?"
